Actually, they're not saying anything about you. Well, they are now that you're spamming the hell out of them. You're here because you clicked one of those stupid links in a Twitter DM or on your friend's Facebook wall and now all of your followers and friends are getting spammed too. No one would ever actually send you a message like this if it was real. Seriously, that's just plain dumb. But yet, you got sucked in.

Now, why don't you head on over to Twitter or Facebook and change your password. And when that's done, make sure you apologize to your friends and followers. You can even use the handy-dandy buttons below.